Pauls facts of Anime

1. The coolest weapon is still the sword.
2. You CAN have too many women.
3. Smart people wear glasses.
4. Music foreshadows plot.
5. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
6. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)
7. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
8. The best teams come in fives.
9. All magical items come in sevens.
10. There's always room for flashbacks!
11. When in China, listen to your tour guide.
12. The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
13. Speak quietly, pilot a big mech.
14. Believe in goddesses.
15. Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
16. Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all.
17. Honor is cool; villainy is irresistible.
18. Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
19. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
20. Female robots are sexy; male robots are....target practice.